girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Randomize