Well douche your snatch and let's go!
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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