went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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