Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We're using joints as your birthday candles
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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