covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Who died my cat blue again?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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