Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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