How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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