I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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