I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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