Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize