Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he laminated a picture of his dick.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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