hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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