I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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