I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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