Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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