why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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