Fuck appropriateness.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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