Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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