Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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