You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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