so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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