May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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