yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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