what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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