oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
