and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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