Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
tell me about the eggs
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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