I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
