just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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