whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I wish you could order shots online.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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