We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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