The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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