She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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