that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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