I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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