The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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