Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Text me some of your sweat
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