ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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