grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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