It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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