The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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