I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He uses pillows to masturbate.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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