I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it was like his penis was on wheels.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We don't watch enough power rangers
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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