no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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