I got chris browned last night
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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