...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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