took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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