I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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