Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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