peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
